i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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