Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
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