When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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