The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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