dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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