But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Randomize