So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
she pinky promised me she was 18
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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