I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Floor bacon is actually really good
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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