It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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