WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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