"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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