You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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