ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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