porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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