Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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