Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land