Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something