Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
It's not a walk of shame if you run