My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
you win again, gameday.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
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I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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