how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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