it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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