she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
