It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She told me I should be a condom model.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
3pm strippers are depressing
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Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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