Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
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I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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