is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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