I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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