I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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