so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We left the knife in your bed.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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