tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
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Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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