He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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