I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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