Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
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I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
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Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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