i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
