I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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