allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
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I'm drunk and he's still weird.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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