I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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