Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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