i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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