im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
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Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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