I CAN MOONWALK!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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