can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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