I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
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...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
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Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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