Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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