Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize