Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Even the bartender felt bad for me
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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