May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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