Dual....:-)
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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