i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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