did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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