Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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