After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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