no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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