Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
even my farts smell like vagina
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
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Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
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I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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