508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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