we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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