The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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