my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
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I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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